03 March, 2009

"You came along just like a song..."

This is just hilarious! enjoy!


WELLINGTON, New Zealand – It'll be Barry Manilow versus the mall rats. The New Zealand city of Christchurch hopes that putting the American crooner's smooth and gentle tones into the mix of music to be broadcast through the central mall district can pacify unruly teens who congregate there_ or at least convince them to go elsewhere.
"The intention is to change the environment in a positive way ... so nobody feels threatened or intimidated," Central City Business Association manager Paul Lonsdale told The Associated Press. "I did not say Barry Manilow is a weapon of mass destruction."
A group of several dozen young people regularly spread rubbish, spray graffiti, get intoxicated, use drugs, swear and intimidate patrons at the outdoor mall, he said.
The city council, police and local property owners covering 410 businesses agree that "nice, easy listening" music like Manilow's "Can't Smile Without You," "Mandy" and other hits might change the behavior of loitering teens.
But one 16-year-old told The Press newspaper that unfashionable music wouldn't deter them.
"We would just bring a stereo and play it louder," Emma Belcher said.
Lonsdale countered that the city would then hit them with anti-noise laws.

"I don't sleep, I dream."

So, in my dreams last night, I:

- watched my parents get divorced.
-got pulled over in Tennessee because they were looking for a murderer who apparently was from the same county as me and/or had a similar car. Atleast the cops bought me Chick fila to make up for it.
- told a girl I don't even really know in real life to get out of my house because she insulted my brother somehow. Then met her parents as she was leaving.

.. and that's just what I remember. weiiird night of sleep.

thanks for reading.